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New Moon Solar Eclipse in Libra Tarot Spread

Welcome to Eclipse Season Gorgeous Souls!

Looking for the Eclipse Season spread?! It’s a goody! Click here!

Eclipses add a bit of extra juice to our new and full moons.

Okay, who am I kidding?! Eclipses don’t just add a bit of juice, they add a whole bottle of vodka!

During eclipse season my Instagram feed is often filled with fear mongering and I’m not into it. This is a good time to unfollow accounts that share eclipse info that’s on the dramatic side. Eclipses are GREAT for clearing anything out of your life that is not in alignment, and that can start with astrology accounts that create drama on your feed! 😅

Sure, eclipses can be a bit full on, but they are AMAZING for spiritual growth, personal growth and getting you on your best and highest path!

Eclipse season is a little stormy, but storms are COOL and exciting, AS LONG as you are prepared for them!

This is time to bunker down with your journal, tarot or oracle cards, pets, loved ones, fave TV shows, creative projects, good books, cups of tea and get yourself in a good place.

The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Libra may show us pretty clearly where we are out of balance. Libra is all about alignment, and this eclipse wants to shine light on where we’re NOT aligned to our best and highest path. That can be uncomfortable to see, but like any shadow work, the uncomfortable path is so often the path we need to take before breaking free from what’s keeping us stuck, preventing us living our highest truth.

During the storm of this eclipse (and eclipse season!) we need something to hold onto. We need to find our centre and stay grounded.

Storms can bring destruction, true. But like the Tower card in the tarot, eclipses are all about enlightenment. They can bring down what’s not working, what’s not in alignment, what’s done and finished. They can remove all the BS so we can see our own lives, paths and purpose with more clarity.

And all that rain? Well, how can we grow without it?!

While new moons are always great times to do manifestation work, eclipse energy is a little chaotic and uncertain. It’s generally considered a better idea to manifest during calm waters. Instead of focusing on manifesting this new moon, focus on your own spiritual practices, on grounding, aligning and staying balanced within yourself so you can hold steady, and be a rock for those around you who may really need it right now.

And now for a card reading spread!

As always, you can use this spread any cards you have - tarot, oracle, angel, Uno, it’s all good. You may also like to take some time to journal on what comes up for extra insight.

1. What is out of balance

2. how to find center in the storm

3. what will be washed away

4. what will grow

If you found this spread useful be sure to check out my totally free e-book Tarot Spreads You Can’t Live Without and if you share your spread on socials please tag me - I’m @newagehipster333 on IG and @newagehipster333 on FB and I’d love to connect and see your readings! :D

With love, light and holding steady,

Vix

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Ken Tarot or Oracle Spread

Activate your Kenergy and join me and Ken in some seriously cool card reading!

When I made my Barbie Spread I was a little on the fence about it. A few other great tarot accounts had already made some Barbie themed tarot spreads and I felt like maybe I had missed the boat on the whole mystical Barbie thing.

As a New Age Hipster I like to be ahead of the curve. Or probably more what I do is just create my own curve and wonder where everyone else went, but I digress!

But, because New Age Hipster has always been about pop culture tarot, modern spirituality and making mystic shizzle FUN (as well as seriously doing the work on yourself obvs) I decided to make one anyway!

And then it basically went VIRAL.

Actually, I don’t know if I can define it as viral, what is the definition of viral anyway? But it went viral compared to anything else I’ve ever posted EVER.

As of writing (September 2023) my Barbie spread has 6498 likes on Insta. I mean, HI BARBIE!!

Ken still has less than 200 but I guess this is the whole point right? Even though Ken is played by Ryan Gosling (who would play my husband in a movie about our love and I would play myself of course and the kissing would just be “acting” wow I am getting off track here…), Ken is still living in Barbie’s shadow.

But hey, we have ALL been there at times, right? We’ve all had an unrequited love, we’ve all lost ourselves in a relationship, we’ve all tried to find ourselves in a material girl world!

Most of us haven’t tried to take over Barbieland with horses, beer and patriarchy though and as we have all learned from the Barbie Movie, this is not the answer!

And now for a card reading spread!

As always, you can use this spread any cards you have - tarot, oracle, angel, Uno, it’s all good. You may also like to take some time to journal on what comes up for extra insight.

1. What you long for

2. How to invoke your kenergy

3. how to be kenough

4. How to find yourself

If you found this spread useful be sure to check out my totally free e-book Tarot Spreads You Can’t Live Without and if you share your spread on socials please tag me - I’m @newagehipster333 on IG and @newagehipster333 on FB and I’d love to connect and see your readings! :D

With love, light and Ken dolls,

Vix

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Barbie Tarot Spread

Unless you’ve been living under a Mojo Dojo Casa House you’ve probably noticed that Barbie has a movie out.

One of the most divisive movies of all time, the Barbie movie tells the story of Barbie and Barbies and Ken and Kens and Barbieland and the Real World and you know, I didn’t think I was going to get super emotional in a movie about Barbie, but I totally did!

It hit hard in all the right ways, from Barbie having an existential crisis to weird barbie (what happens when you play with them too hard) being the High Priestess of the whole place (I think Barbie the movie as the tarot deserves an entire blog post at some point to be honest!) to Ken thinking patriarchy is about horses and doing a killer dance battle with the other Kens at the end.

I loved playing with Barbies as a kid and although I recognise that there are plenty of problematic things about her (hello we are not all skinny, blonde, tanned astronauts!) this movie really got me in all the good places.

Barbie is such a huge part of pop culture and whether we like it or not, she continues to influence us all in many ways, and as a tarot reader, of course she was going to influence me to make a tarot spread exploring some of the issues raised in the movie!

And now for a card reading spread!

As always, you can use this spread any cards you have - tarot, oracle, angel, Uno, it’s all good. You may also like to take some time to journal on what comes up for extra insight.

1. Your existential crisis

2. Advice from weird barbie

3. systems to change

4. How to take power back

If you found this spread useful be sure to check out my totally free e-book Tarot Spreads You Can’t Live Without and if you share your spread on socials please tag me - I’m @newagehipster333 on IG and @newagehipster333 on FB and I’d love to connect and see your readings! :D

With love, light and playing Barbies

Vix

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Everything Everywhere All At Once Tarot Spread

Everything Everywhere All At Once is a must see movie for those on the spiritual path. Especially if you have an interest in free will and alternate timelines.

The movie follows Evelyn Wang as she journeys through various parallel realities, or “timelines” as we often call them in spiritual circles.

Offering a lot of food for thought, Everything Everywhere All At Once explores the idea of being able to tap into these alternate lives and “download” abilities, traits, memories or experiences. We often do this with past life work. While we usually focus on releasing and healing, we can also call back the power, gifts and talents we once had. So why not do the same thing with our parallel lives? :D

To journey into another timeline

Take some time to get into a meditative and relaxed state.

Think about a decision you made in the past, it could be recent or a long time ago, something big or small - a job you didn’t take, a partner you split from, or what you had for dinner last night.

In your mind’s eye see things playing out a different way and follow that timeline to where you would be now if that different choice had been made.

Look for the blessings, lessons and gifts from that timeline, that version of events. Notice what abilities or skills this version of you was able to cultivate.

See these gifts and abilities being transferred to you in the here and now, and if the parallel life version of you needs something you have, pass it on to them too.

The ultimate message of Everything Everywhere All At Once is up to the viewer of course, but for me it was a reminder that although there may be thousands, millions, infinite Vixs running around, nothing really beats just being here now.

Have you seen Everything Everywhere All At Once? What did you think? Have you tried tapping into alternate timelines and parallel lives? Let me know in the comments or let’s chat on socials! :)

And now for a card reading spread!

As always, you can use this spread any cards you have - tarot, oracle, angel, Uno, it’s all good. You may also like to take some time to journal on what comes up for extra insight.

1. Why you’re in this current timeline

2. What you’re doing in another timeline

3. Other timeline abilities to activate

4. How to find joy in taxes and laundry

If you found this spread useful be sure to check out my totally free e-book Tarot Spreads You Can’t Live Without and if you share your spread on socials please tag me - I’m @newagehipster333 on IG and @newagehipster333 on FB and I’d love to connect and see your readings! :D

With love, light and traversing timelines,

Vix

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